Look at how crap the Herbert is doing in this race for votes to win a hard long 6 digit stack of cash! So crap — that’s how. It’s got the longest name and the shortest pink rod, that’s really bad! Help do your bit for culture in Coventry and VOTE THE HERBERT!

Get all your pals to do it too, if we can get this it means that there will be a LOT of money floating around Coventry for all the creative projects that you want to do duh!

If this doesn’t persuade you, I don’t know what might

We’ve only got until June 18th to win which isn’t far away so get on it asap! Thanks in advance,